Archive for the ‘Horoscopes for Software’ Category

Horoscope for Software: March 2016

Monday, February 29th, 2016

The first decade of the month exhibits software complexity especially with weak links. Software updates should be scheduled after the 18th. During the second decade your bosses may turn their attention to software. The end of the third decade is good for software RPC across cultural borders, but beware that some software may pretend it is from clouds.

  • Days of possible critical problems: 8, 9, 16, 17, 26, 27
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 4, 5, 12, 13, 21, 31
  • Days of good enough software behavior: 6, 7, 14, 23, 24
  • Fault-free days: 1, 2, 10, 11, 18, 19, 28, 29

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope for Software: February 2016

Sunday, January 31st, 2016

For most of the software, February is a good month. However, for some software, the second decade of the month can bring internal software conflicts caused by past uncoordinated coding. The third decade may exacerbate existing conflicts because of upgrades from external software consultants. Don’t panic though, fresh and original ideas from software support teams may resolve most problems by the end of the month. After the 26th of February, some software may experience a periodic freeze.

  • Days of possible critical problems: 1, 9, 10, 18, 19, 28
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 5, 6, 14, 23
  • Days of good enough software behavior: 7, 8, 16, 17, 25, 26
  • Fault-free days: 3, 4, 11, 12, 20, 21

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: January 2016

Saturday, January 2nd, 2016

For most of the software, the year 2016 starts well. However, we should be more rational with software use and do not get involved too much with flashy, shiny software with a lot of special effects. Before the 20th, you better finish planned software installations. At the beginning of the 3rd-decade software may experience sluggishness and problems with surrounding execution environment. Between 21st and 26th software may experience resource consumption spikes. Some software upgrades may have been unnecessary and may require rollbacks. During that time software faults are possible that will be escalated to management level, and even cause human traumas.

  • Days of possible critical problems: 4, 5, 14, 22, 23
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 9, 10, 18, 27, 28
  • Days of good enough software behavior: 1, 3, 11, 12, 20, 21, 29, 30
  • Fault-free days: 6, 8, 16, 24, 25

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: December 2015

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

This month is very important for the future of your software. Software potential to solve problems is very high up to the 5th of December. The end of December is less fortunate for software. Many planned software installations will progress but with some additional efforts. Between 10th and 18th of December you may expect some software conflicts with their environment. Despite that, do not postpone new software installations because software changes may expand your perspectives for 2016.

  • Days of possible critical problems: 7, 8, 17, 18, 26
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 2, 4, 12, 14, 21, 22, 31
  • Days of good enough software behavior: 5, 6, 15, 16, 24
  • Fault-free days: 1, 10, 11, 19, 20, 28, 29

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: November 2015

Sunday, October 25th, 2015

This month your software needs quiet installation regime. Lower down your expectations of software quality to avoid unnecessary uninstallations that may further exacerbate existing software conflicts. After 16th the collective software behavior may worsen as old software conflicts may resurface.

  • Days of possible critical problems: 2, 10, 12, 20, 21, 28, 29
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 5, 6, 15, 16, 24, 25
  • Days of good enough software behavior: 8, 9, 17, 18, 26, 27
  • Fault-free days: 3, 4, 13, 14, 22, 23, 30

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: December 2010

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010
  • Days of possible critical problems: 3, 4, 12, 21, 22, 30, 31
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 7, 8, 17, 18, 26, 27
  • Days of good enough software behaviour: 1, 2, 9, 19, 20, 28, 29
  • Fault-free days: 5, 6, 14, 15, 24, 25

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: November 2010

Saturday, October 30th, 2010
  • Days of possible critical problems: 5, 6, 14, 15, 24
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 1, 2, 10, 11, 19, 28, 29
  • Days of good enough software behaviour: 3, 4, 12, 13, 22
  • Fault-free days: 7, 8, 17, 18, 26, 27

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: October 2010

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010
  • Days of possible critical problems: 1, 2, 9, 10, 18, 19, 28
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 5, 13, 14, 23, 24
  • Days of good enough software behaviour: 7, 16, 17, 26
  • Fault-free days: 3, 4, 11, 12, 21, 30, 31

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: September 2010

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Due to popular demand I resume my forecasting. Since my last horoscope Software advanced in both directions: stability and instability so these trends are reflected in blurring (3,4 instead of just 4 or 23, 24 instead of just 23) and therefore we have almost doubled problem and good days:

  • Days of possible critical problems: 3, 4, 11, 13, 21, 22
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 7, 8, 16, 17, 26
  • Days of good enough software behaviour: 1, 2, 9, 18, 19, 28, 29
  • Fault-free days: 5, 6, 14, 15, 23, 24

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Horoscope on Software: April 2010

Sunday, April 11th, 2010
  • Days of possible critical problems: 2, 12, 21, 28
  • Days of unfortunate computation: 6, 16, 25
  • Days of good enough software behaviour: 9, 18, 27
  • Fault-free days: 4, 14, 23, 30

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -