Archive for the ‘Deep Meaning’ Category

Software Numerological Breakthrough

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

For 8 months, since our previous post, we were calculating the worst time to run Software. Finally, it came to us that the worst time is actually BAD time, or more precise, 0xBAD time which is either 49 hours 49 minutes or 49 minutes 49 seconds. If it goes past that time interval still running then it is 124 days 13 hours. Please notice either execution symmetry 49-49 or the presence of the number 13. Hope, you now update your system restart schedules.

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Birthdays and Higher Dimensions

Wednesday, October 8th, 2014

Having experienced a birthday the previous month I came to the following interpretation of a coming of a certain age. It involves multiple dimensions. Only with the 29th birthday you reach your first dimension (1D). You reach your second dimension with the age of 45 (2D). With your 61st birthday you become fully 3-dimentional person. You become 4D only at the age of 77. Mathematicians say that things get wild at 4D (*) but you don’t get the same at 5D (93) and 6D (109) and further dimensions.

(*) The Wild World of 4-Manifolds

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

The Meaning of Cloud

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Cloud is an exciting discussion topic nowadays so it is an imperative to understand what it really means. The deep meaning surfaces when we apply reversing to it and get duolC. We interpret it as dump of leaking Computer (or long Computation if you prefer). Some would also argue that a defect crept in into dualC (means dual computer as clouds always involve more than one computer).

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

The Meaning of Window Messaging

Monday, January 9th, 2012

Happy New Year, 7DC, The Year of 7 December Crashes!

This morning a revelation came to me about the deep meaning of WM_xxx messages. Based on the reflection theory that humans mediate star influence on software behavior we interpret WM as Woman-Man relationship (or Women-Man, Women-Men and Woman-Men in case of multicasting). This organically and naturally explains many messages such as WM_ERASEBKGND and WM_PAINT. Looking forward to your own examples of woman-man send and post messaging!

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

More evidence for 2012 phenomenon: 7DC

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

As The Year 2012 approaches and beliefs in its transformative significance in December intensify we would like to point out that from the number representation perspective 2012 is 7DC in hexadecimal notation and it means:

7 December Crashes

Cosmic events in that year may dramatically influence Software as well. Considering our dependence on software products Seven December Crashes in major software centers of the World may exacerbate natural disasters and impede monitoring and rescue efforts.

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

Software Meaning of First Names

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Interesting observation that reinforces my belief in astrology of software:

What’s in your name? A Debugging Perspective

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

On the Moon and Software

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

The Moon represents constant change and therefore it influences computer memory. Because the Moon symbolizes fertility it also influences the direction of software execution life-cycles, for example, the creation and destruction of objects. At the Full Moon corresponding software activity also increases. Being Time keeper the Moon influences whether software crashes and hangs, the so called “software fate”. Related to water the Moon represents the Great Ocean of Bits and also represents behaviour in software occurring without creator’s will or control. Three principal phases of the Moon correlate with software life-cycle: new code, fully matured code and discarded legacy code. Changeability of the Moon corresponds to observable irrational behaviour of software and unpredictable results. Never seen the dark side of the Moon corresponds to never seen software defects. Experience with the Moon influence on computer memory provides a great vision of the inner workings of software and makes it possible to really perceive ideal non-functional requirements before they translate to their implementation.

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com

Introducing Opcodology

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Opcodology /ɒpkɒˈdɒlədʒɪ/, noun

1: relationship between numbers and software behaviour. Derived from opcode and ology.

2: software codology. Derived from operation and codology (Irish slang).

Date: 21th century

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

More on the Sun and Software

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

The Sun represents the inner self of software, its algorithm, its essence. “I see!” says a scientist or an engineer at the moment of insight and devises a clever algothrithm to illuminate a difficult problem. The Sun also symbolizes the outer software behaviour seen by its users which can be destructive sometimes (see my previous post, The Sun and Software).

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -

The Sun and Software

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

It’s not about Sun company but about Sun, the star. It influences people and CPU as well. Either a single CPU or a CPU bundle in a multiprocessor or a multi-core hardware can be considered as a digital analog of the Sun that influences software. A phrase “A bug shines brighter than a thousand suns” can be attributed to an explosion inside OS kernel nucleus ruining the work of hundreds of users.

- Dmitry Vostokov @ SoftwareAstrology.com -